Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Magic Bullet or The Magic Bullet

I was telling a friend the other day about the Magic Bullet I had bought for Ella. I told her that we were all enjoying it very much and especially me, because it was helping Ella so much. I couldn't help but notice a very strange vibe from my friend. She didn't know that I was that kind of girl.

Wait ---what??

And then I remembered: While perusing the internet for deals and discounts on the Magic Bullet, I came across a whole other world of Magic Bullets for sale. Yes, it's true. The Magic Bullet 2.0 is also the name of an extra special vibrator. And yes, it is waterproof, has 7 functions and can fit in the palm of your hand.

My friend, whose name will be omitted to protect her reputation, told me she had first seen the Magic Bullet at a sex toy party that she was "dragged to." Riiiight.

After a series of misguided looks and a few laughs, we got it all straightened out. However, I did want to make sure that you knew that I was surfing the internet only to compare food processors, not vibrators. And can I tell you that I love it? I love this dang Magic Bullet so much that I want to take it to bed with me and kiss it and use it all day long. Get your mind out of the gutter people - I am talking about the AS SEEN ON TV-make-a-smoothie-in-10-seconds Magic Bullet.

For days, Nick and I have enjoyed fresh salsa and smoothies multiple times a day. It may be the best gadget I've ever bought. I love it.

In case you were wondering, yes, there are other Magic Bullets.
Magic Bullet Records
Army Magic Bullet Counseling - WTH?
Magic Bullet Suppositories (although back ordered till August 2009. Dammit!)
The Magic Bullet Fund to fight Canine Cancer
And, a wide array of Magic Bullet Vibrators - not just the Mini 2.0
Confessions of a recovering magic bullet chaser (not as bad as it sounds)

And now I will go. The suggested pictures on the right side of my screen are chosen based on key words I use in this post. Right now, a horrible cartoon is staring me in the face. I must go. I don't think that is legal!


Suburban Turmoil said...

Ha ha! I admit, the sexual magic bullet was the first one I thought of when I read the first line of your post, but I knew you MUST, MUST be referring to something else! :D

Mi ch ele said...

LOL that is too funny!

my mom has, and loves her THE magic bullet (the as seen on tv) and won't let anyone borrow it, ever.

Ok, now that i know there is an X-rated version of the same name... i'm going to have to razz my mom about it just a little bit.